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Return of the worst. Tour. Ever. (You should know better, by now...)

Duration: 2h and 15min
Languages: English
Guru: Jorge
Registered on January 11, 2022

European Champion of Public Speaking 2012. Stand-up Comedian. Storyteller. Comic strip writer. TEDx speaker. Movie Geek. Music Junkie. Sports Fan. Not your typical tour guide.

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  • Free booking and cancellation
    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

The final chapter of the "WORST. TOUR. EVER." experience of Lisbon. Brace yourselves for the grand finale.(this is the third part of a 3 episode experience on the comedic, yet accurate, story of Lisbon. If you haven't done the the first and second parts before, we recommend you start with those, or let the guide know in advance, for a quick briefing)
"RETURN OF THE WORST. TOUR. EVER." is this chapter of my vision of this incredible city where i was lucky enough to be born and live most of my life. But it's not for the faint of heart or for the easily offended.
This experience is the crossover between a Stand-up comedy show, a walking tour, and a roast. You will either absolutely hate it and leave in the first 10 minutes, or you'll recommend it to your friends. There's no in-between.
After doing walking tours for the last 5 years, i created my "guided visit Magnum Opus/Piece de Resistance/Masterpiece/(insert another synonym in a fancy language)". The ultimate story of Lisbon, divided in 3 episodes, for 3 different areas of the city. Each one lasting around 2h/2h30. 

Now that you know a little bit more about Lisbon, a city that was rebuilt from its ashed, you also know that everything comes to an end, even if sometimes it brings you back to the beginning. 

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  • Meeting point:
    R. Augusta 2, 1100-053 Lisboa, Portugal
    R. Augusta 2, 1100-053 Lisboa, Portugal
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    I will be precisely under the enormous arch at the end (or beginning) of Rua Augusta, next to Praça do Comércio.

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

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Who is this tour for?

Accessibility
Non suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Groups
Does not accept large group reservations.
Pets
Not suitable for pets.

What should you know?

Minimum of attendees
A minimum of 5 people is required for the tour.
Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
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