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💙PORTO in 90min. Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL💙

Duración: 1 hora y 30 minutos
Idiomas: Inglés
Guru: Nuno
Calidad verificada Registrado el 25 de mayo de 2023

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

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  • Sin mínimo de asistentes
    No se requiere mínimo de participantes para realizar el tour
  • Reserva y cancelación gratuitas
    Tour de libre pago, sin precio establecido, la reserva y cancelación son gratuitas

Descripción del tour

Please read the full description of my tour, before you book it!

I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠. 
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.
 

I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make political, religious and other type of jokes. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇


Tour Pros:


• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)



Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)



Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!


I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

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Puntos destacados

¿Qué veremos en este tour?

  • Punto de encuentro:
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova d...
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
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    Estaré cerca de Jardim do Morro cerca de la línea de metro y el puente.

  • 1
    Visita exterior
    Jardim do Morro
  • 2
    Visita exterior
    Ponte de D. Luís
  • 3
    Visita exterior
    Catedral de Oporto
  • 4
    Visita exterior
    Palácio Episcopal do Porto
  • 5
    Visita exterior
    Igreja dos Grilos
  • 6
    Visita exterior
    Rua da Bainharia
  • 7
    Visita exterior
    Plaza del Infante D. Henrique
  • 8
    Visita exterior
    Palácio da Bolsa
  • 9
    Visita exterior
    MUSEU DA CIDADE—Casa do Infante
  • 10
    Visita exterior
    Ribeira

¿Cuánto cuesta este tour?

Los free tours no tienen un precio establecido, en su lugar, cada persona entrega al guru al finalizar el importe que considere oportuno (suelen ser cantidades comprendidas entre los 10€ hasta los 50$ en función de la satisfacción con el tour).

Opiniones del Tour

4.78
Buena
(122 opiniones)
Por categoría
Profesionalidad
4.73
Entretenimiento
4.74
Expresión
4.78
Calidad
4.73
Recorrido
4.8
Jari (1 Opinion)
Moraga

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Viajó solo - Jul 2024
We didn't have any LOL moments, but ...he is trying to be funny, sarcastic, and he tries hard, so maybe laugh a little on his tour? He took us to beautiful places, but only had negative things to say. Atheists need not be so dismissive of beautiful churches. As an atheist, I know this.
William (1 Opinion)
Dublín

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Viajó solo - Jul 2024
Very enjoyable and fun tour, thank you
ayfer (2 Opiniones)
Estambul

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Viajó en pareja - Jul 2024
thanks nuno, it was a good experience.
Lisa (1 Opinion)

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Viajó en grupo - Jun 2024
Nuno was a fun guide, he knew a lot about Porto and shared his passion for Portugal and port wine. He was very flexible and even stayed later because we were late. We appreciated his candor and humor.
kwai (6 Opiniones)
Portsmouth

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Viajó en pareja - Jul 2024
Nuno is a funny and lovely tour guide. He showed us the side of life in Porto that we may not be able to see from a tourist point of view. And also the places he took us to were quite hidden.
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¿Para quién es este tour?

Accesibilidad
No apto para personas con movilidad reducida.
Grupos
Admite reservas de hasta 15 personas.
Mascotas
No apto para llevar mascotas.

¿Qué debes saber?

Mínimo de asistentes
No se requiere un mínimo de personas para realizar el tour.
Gastos adicionales:
El recorrido no requiere del pago de entradas o gastos adicionales.
Cancelación gratuita
Si no vas a poder asistir al tour, por favor, cancela la reserva, si no, el guía te estará esperando.
Métodos de pago
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