PORTO in 90min. Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL

Please read the full description of my tour, before you book it!

I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠. 
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.
 

I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make political, religious and other type of jokes. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇


Tour Pros:


• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)



Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)



Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!


I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙