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🩵 PORTO in 90min! Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL 💙

Duration: 1h and 30min
Languages: English
Guru: Nuno
Quality Verified Registered on May 25, 2023

I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

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    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

 I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠. 
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.
 

I don't worship flags, I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make jokes about me, about you, political ones, and specially about religion. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇


Tour Pros:


• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)



Tour Cons:

•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.

• easily fully booked (in the near future)



Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!


I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

 

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Highlights

What will we visit on this tour?

  • Meeting point:
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova d...
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
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    I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a blue or white GuruWalk t-shirt or polo and in rain days a BLACK UMBRELLA saying free tours GuruWalk

  • 1
    Outside visit
    Morro Garden
  • 2
    Outside visit
    Bridge of D. Luis
  • 3
    Outside visit
    Porto Cathedral
  • 4
    Outside visit
    Episcopal Palace of Porto
  • 5
    Outside visit
    Igreja dos Grilos
  • 6
    Outside visit
    Rua da Bainharia
  • 7
    Outside visit
    Praça do Infante D. Henrique
  • 8
    Outside visit
    Bag Palace
  • 9
    Outside visit
    MUSEU DA CIDADE—Casa do Infante
  • 10
    Outside visit
    ribeira

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

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4.73
Entertainment
4.77
Expression
4.79
Information
4.75
Route
4.8
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Who is this tour for?

Accessibility
Non suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Groups
Accepts reservations up to 15 people.
Pets
Not suitable for pets.

What should you know?

Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
Payment methods
Only cash payment is accepted.
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