🩵 PORTO in 90min! Funny, informative & DOWNHILL 💙

Duration: 1h and 30min
Languages: English
Guru: Nuno
Quality Verified Registered on May 25, 2023

My goal here is to gather the best tourists in Porto in unique and astonishing walking down the hill tours. In order for me to have a great time at work, and probably the best job in the whole world and surrounding areas, only the best of the open-minded and funiest of the tourists may join my walking tours. 🤭😄🤣😂 I am Nuno, 39 years young, born and raised in Porto, a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

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  • No minimum number of attendees
    No minimum number of attendees is required for the tour
  • Free booking and cancellation
    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

This tour is about Porto's identity, its people, its food and its business card, Port Wine. And how Porto and its people are embracing this rebirth. With no color filters, I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly! 🤠

I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, and I will make political, religious and other type of jokes, if you don't like it, don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇
And its also about you!!! Your happiness is my happiness! Help me help you! 💙

Tour Pros:

• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• not tediously detailed

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)

• an amazing guide (ME) ☺️

Tour Cons:

• not recommended for minors(under 18),

• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor

• easily fully booked (in the near future)

Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)

Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)

Check the itinerary down in this page!

I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙

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What will we visit on this tour?

  • Meeting point:
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova d...
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
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    I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a blue or white GuruWalk t-shirt or polo and in rain days a BLACK UMBRELLA saying free tours GuruWalk

  • 1
    Outside visit
    Morro Garden
  • 2
    Outside visit
    Bridge of D. Luis
  • 3
    Outside visit
    Porto Cathedral
  • 4
    Outside visit
    Episcopal Palace of Porto
  • 5
    Outside visit
    Igreja dos Grilos
  • 6
    Outside visit
    Rua da Bainharia
  • 7
    Outside visit
    Praça do Infante D. Henrique
  • 8
    Outside visit
    Bag Palace
  • 9
    Outside visit
    MUSEU DA CIDADE—Casa do Infante
  • 10
    Outside visit

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

Tour opinions

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Vicky 16 Apr 2024
Quebec City

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Travelled in couple - Apr 2024
Very nice tour of Porto with Nuno! He was very funny and outgoing !
Grace 09 Apr 2024

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Travelled in group - Apr 2024
Nuno was so funny and friendly, and I enjoyed learning especially about the economic side of Porto and how it developed over the last 20 years. He is charismatic and fun, and I recommend him to anyone!
Masha 31 Mar 2024

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Travelled in group - Mar 2024
Had a real fun walking tour today
Raj 27 Mar 2024

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Travelled in couple - Mar 2024
Nuno is a good tour guide, knowledgeable, warm and ran the tour at a steady pace. He breaks the tour up into key takeaways, is happy to take photos, and wasn't afraid to run over the allotted time to fit everything in. As mentioned on his profile, he holds certain political and religious views which won't be to everyone's taste, so read before you go!
Barrett 11 Mar 2024

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Travelled in group - Mar 2024
Nuno has lots of enthusiasm and great energy, is knowledgeable and a great guide. You really have to be interested in tour guide meets stand-up comedy to best enjoy his tour.
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Who is this tour for?

Non suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Accepts reservations up to 15 people.
Not suitable for pets.

What should you know?

Minimum of attendees
There is no minimum number of people required for the tour.
Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
Payment methods
Only cash payment is accepted.
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