PORTO in 90min! Funny, informative & DOWNHILL

Discover Porto: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (History Edition)

On this tour, I’ll show you Porto’s raw, unfiltered story—from its Celtic, Roman, and Arabic roots to how the city has transformed in the last 25 years. And yes, we’ll squeeze in a taste of Port wine history too.

But this isn’t just about me talking. It’s about you. I only do small-group tours (max 10 people), and as a true Porto local (born and raised), I’m here to answer all your questions—about our food, traditions, and the hidden spots locals love most.

Tour Highlights

90-minute walk (mostly downhill—easy as a stroll in the park)

Small group (max 10 people = more personal, more fun)

Humor included (think George Carlin’s sharp, sarcastic wit)

Start: Jardim do Morro (right by the metro)

End: Ribeira do Porto (by the river, perfect for photos!)

Heads Up

Not wheelchair accessible (uneven streets and hills)

Sarcasm alert! If you don’t enjoy dry, witty humor, this might not be your jam.

Books fast! (Spots are limited—don’t wait too long!)

Check the full itinerary below!

I can’t wait to show you my Porto—and have a blast doing it. Let’s make it unforgettable!