🏴☠️ Anti Lima City Tour 🔥 Beyond Mainstream - by Crazy Guide 🤪
Tour description
🏳️🌈🍉 You thought you'd seen it all... until you walked with us.
If you've already done another city tour, give Lima -and yourself- one more chance. Come with us and feel the difference.
We are LIMA DESTROY TOURS! Some of our guides have over 18 years of experience.
This experience is made for curious travelers who seek meaning and connection. NOT for tourists chasing checklists.
If you’re not showing genuine interest, we’ll kindly let you go your own way. And you do what you gotta do. Away with the hype and mainstream noise. This is low key and for the real ones only.
TOUR DESCRIPTION
Join us through Lima’s Historic Center and rediscover this complex city. This is not a simple city tour: it’s an invitation to deconstruct the official history, to look beyond monuments and colonial narratives, and to recognize how indigenous identity has resisted, evolved, and engaged with modernity. Through historical, literary, and geopolitical insights, great humor, and uncomfortable questions, and much more in this amazing tour which has been curated by open-minded rebels, storytellers & professional guides.
This is literally a 2 hours tour & experience. NO wasting time on buses, nor shopping-comission stores or "museums" that you could easily visit on your own.
✨ TIPS ✨
Tips are according to your personal level of satisfaction. Still, if you feel this was a unique, fun, and meaningful ride experience, we recommend a fair basic tip of 60 soles per person.
Would you like to know Why?
1. All of us - the tour guides - are locals and professionals with 3 to 5 years of education at University.
Guides have no salary. 50% of your tip goes to the guide, and the other 50% to the company (Lima Destroy Tours), the agency will cover the GuruWalk platform fee per person and other logistical expenses.
2. We never cancel tours for a matter of group size, even if there’s only one person booked.
We always deliver a fantastic experience, no matter the group size.
However, if we ever cancel, it is really because we couldn't make it, and we will prove it if you ask for.
3. Things we DO NOT do:
We do not take you to or recommend any tourist trap or any museum-store that you could easily visit on your own.
We do not accept massive groups.
We don’t go for quantity - we value quality, transparency, and connection.
Because less is more.
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✨ If you’re not attending the tour, please cancel your booking as soon as possible.
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