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Amsterdam Unfiltered: A Comedy Walking Tour

Free walking tour starting at 11:00, in October 2026: Nieuwmarkt, Flower Market and Westerkerk.

2 hours and 30 minutes
English and French

Description

Sick of boring, scripted history tours where everyone falls asleep? Welcome to Amsterdam Unfiltered! In English or in French!

A high-energy, laugh-out-loud comedy walking tour designed for folks who want to experience the city like a local, learn about History in a fun way, gossip about the local mentalities and weird habits, and many surprises...

We will cover Amsterdam’s wild 17th-century Golden Age, see iconic landmarks, cultural absurdities, have some pop-culture mashups, and this tour can get pretty interactive!

What you’ll experience along the way:

- Tulips, taxes and Spice Girls: Learn how Amsterdam became the richest city on earth and how to rise and fall in life with humor and philosophy.

- Canal House Physics & Survival Skills: Why buildings are tilting, how the Dutch conquered a swamp on thousands of toothpics for giants, and we will decode the ultimate Amsterdam survival guide (and not only for bikes).

This city is our playground! So you can expect spontaneous bits, unexpected situations, and plenty of laughs in an engaging format!

About your guide: Greg,15 years of experience in comedy, 14 years of experience in Amsterdam!

Guide: Grego

Guiding since 2026

4 stops

2 hours and 30 minutes

Meeting point:Amsterdam CentraalLet's meet in front of Centraal Station on the main square, facing the city center, not the water side (swimming tours are in the summer only) : Your guide Greg usually wears a giant Pikachu costume, but in case his costume is at the dry cleaner he will wear regular clothes. He will wear his guiding license and will have a sign for the tour. Because of the confidentiality, you will need the secret code (like in a James Bond movie). Secret code: If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, and a walk on the canals, come with me and escape.Open in Google Maps →

1

Outside visit

Damrak

2

Outside visit

Nieuwmarkt

3

Outside visit

Flower Market

4 stops

2 hours and 30 minutes

Meeting point:Amsterdam CentraalLet's meet in front of Centraal Station on the main square, facing the city center, not the water side (swimming tours are in the summer only) : Your guide Greg usually wears a giant Pikachu costume, but in case his costume is at the dry cleaner he will wear regular clothes. He will wear his guiding license and will have a sign for the tour. Because of the confidentiality, you will need the secret code (like in a James Bond movie). Secret code: If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, and a walk on the canals, come with me and escape.Open in Google Maps →

1

Outside visit

Damrak

2

Outside visit

Nieuwmarkt

3

Outside visit

Flower Market

Free tours don't have a fixed price. At the end, each person contributes to the guide the amount they consider fair based on their satisfaction. As a guideline, Guruwalk recommends between €20 and €50 per participant.

Accessibility

Suitable for people with reduced mobility.

Groups

Does not accept large group bookings.

Pets

Suitable for bringing pets.

Minimum attendees

Requires a minimum of 1 people to conduct the tour.

Additional costs

The tour does not require payment for entries or additional expenses.

Free cancellation

If you cannot attend the tour, please cancel the reservation, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.