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Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne!

Duration: 2h
Languages: English
Registered on January 03, 2022
  • Free booking and cancellation
    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

This tour of Cologne is much different than the usual politically correct BS. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson! Your tour guide shares insight into the history of Cologne and gives you great tips on the best places to visit, eat, and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while you hear fun stories and have a great time. No snowflakes allowed!!! 

On this tour, besides learning in a fun way, we will answer many questions that have hilarious answers. Psss... Boring people should stay away! With this being said... are you ready for it? 


Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 2 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time

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Highlights

What will we visit on this tour?

  • Meeting point:
    Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany
    Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany
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    In front of McDonalds outside with a small yellow flag

  • 1
    Outside visit
    Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany

    In front of McDonalds outside with a small yellow flag

  • 2
    Outside visit
    Cologne cathedral

    Are you also going to say that our Dom looks dirty and needs some cleaning? Let us tell you the reason why!

  • 3
    Outside visit
    FRÜH am Dom

    Yes we will talk a lot about beer in Germany! (and most important: we will warn you about going to a beer hall in Cologne on your own)

  • 4
    Outside visit
    House of Studies of the Romano-Germanic Museum

    Ger ready for some Game of Thrones stories from the Roman times. Those people were wild.

  • 5
    Outside visit
    Alter Markt

    Most people like this place due to the City Hall... we like it due to its funny statues and the meaning behind them!

  • 6
    Outside visit
    Fish market

    Why do those statues of women in the middle of the square have that disgusted look on their faces? Maybe their husbands smell like stinky old fish and need a shower before going to bed?

  • 7
    Outside visit
    Hohenzollern Bridge

    Love? Nah, thanks. It's too heavy.

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

Who is this tour for?

Accessibility
Suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Groups
Does not accept large group reservations.
Pets
Suitable for carrying pets.

What should you know?

Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
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