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Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne!
This tour of Cologne is much different than the usual politically correct BS. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson! Your tour guide shares insight into the history of Cologne and gives you great tips on the best places to visit, eat, and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while you hear fun stories and have a great time. No snowflakes allowed!!!
On this tour, besides learning in a fun way, we will answer many questions that have hilarious answers. Psss... Boring people should stay away! With this being said... are you ready for it?
Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 2 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time
What will we visit on this tour?
Meeting point:Köln Hauptbahnhof, Trankgasse 11, 506...Köln Hauptbahnhof, Trankgasse 11, 50667 Köln, Germany
In front of Starbucks at the main train station (Köln HBF) It is the only Starbucks there by the cathedral and we always wait for you outside with a small yellow flag
This is our meeting point, right by the great cathedral. We will wait for you outside Starbucks at the train station to start our walking tour.
2Outside visitCologne cathedral
Are you also going to say that our Dom looks dirty and needs some cleaning? Let us tell you the reason why!
3Outside visitFRÜH am Dom
Yes we will talk a lot about beer in Germany! (and most important: we will warn you about going to a beer hall in Cologne on your own)
4Outside visitHouse of Studies of the Romano-Germanic Museum
Ger ready for some Game of Thrones stories from the Roman times. Those people were wild.
5Outside visitAlter Markt
Most people like this place due to the City Hall... we like it due to its funny statues and the meaning behind them!
6Outside visitFish market
Why do those statues of women in the middle of the square have that disgusted look on their faces? Maybe their husbands smell like stinky old fish and need a shower before going to bed?
7Outside visitHohenzollern Bridge
Love? Nah, thanks. It's too heavy.
How much does this tour cost?
Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).