Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne!

What will we visit on this tour?

• Meeting point:

  Köln Hauptbahnhof, Trankgasse 11, 506...

  Köln Hauptbahnhof, Trankgasse 11, 50667 Köln, Germany

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  In front of Starbucks at the main train station (Köln HBF) It is the only Starbucks there by the cathedral and we always wait for you outside with a small yellow flag

• 1
  Outside visit

  Starbucks

  This is our meeting point, right by the great cathedral. We will wait for you outside Starbucks at the train station to start our walking tour.

• 2
  Outside visit

  Cologne cathedral

  Are you also going to say that our Dom looks dirty and needs some cleaning? Let us tell you the reason why!

• 3
  Outside visit

  FRÜH am Dom

  Yes we will talk a lot about beer in Germany! (and most important: we will warn you about going to a beer hall in Cologne on your own)

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• 4
  Outside visit

  House of Studies of the Romano-Germanic Museum

  Ger ready for some Game of Thrones stories from the Roman times. Those people were wild.

• 5
  Outside visit

  Alter Markt

  Most people like this place due to the City Hall... we like it due to its funny statues and the meaning behind them!

• 6
  Outside visit

  Fish market

  Why do those statues of women in the middle of the square have that disgusted look on their faces? Maybe their husbands smell like stinky old fish and need a shower before going to bed?

• 7
  Outside visit

  Hohenzollern Bridge

  Love? Nah, thanks. It's too heavy.