Porto in 90 minutes. Funny, informative and DOWNHILL

Duration: 1h and 30min
Languages: English
Guru: Nuno
Quality Verified Registered on May 25, 2023

My goal here is to gather the best tourists in Porto in unique and astonishing walking down the hill tours. In order for me to have a great time at work, and probably the best job in the whole world and surrounding areas, only the best of the open-minded and funiest of the tourists may join my walking tours. 🤭😄🤣😂 I am Nuno, 39 years young, born and raised in Porto, a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄‍♂️. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣

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  • No minimum number of attendees
    No minimum number of attendees is required for the tour
  • Free booking and cancellation
    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

WARNING: 🔞 ☢️ ☣️
This tour may not be the one you are looking for. Please read the full description.

This tour is about Porto's identity, its people, its food and its business card, Port Wine. And how Porto and its people are embracing this rebirth. With no filters, I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly! 🤠
And also about you!!! Your happiness is my happiness! Help me help you! 😉

Tour Pros:

• 90min tour

• limited to 15 people per tour

• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)

• not tediously detailed

• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)

• an amazing guide (me) ☺️

Tour Cons:

• only recommend for English native speakers and advanced speakers with a great knowledge of the English speaking culture

• not eligible for minors(under 18), and people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor 

• easily fully booked (in the near future)🤭

So come on, guys, let's explore Porto together. I can't wait to meet you! 😉

Freedom of speech is allowed in Portugal! He he,🍾🍾 but I was advised not to make jokes about: politics, religions, ethnicity, sex gender(including blondes), countries, gays, aliens, public or ocult figures, food preferences, and on, and on... Basically, I will be making jokes about me, myself and I, and all the themes that we all agree on.🤫

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What will we visit on this tour?

  • Meeting point:
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova d...
    Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
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    I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a GuruWalk red or white t-shirt or polo

  • 1
    Outside visit
    Morro Garden
  • 2
    Outside visit
    Bridge of D. Luis
  • 3
    Outside visit
    Porto Cathedral
  • 4
    Outside visit
    Episcopal Palace of Porto
  • 5
    Outside visit
    Igreja dos Grilos
  • 6
    Outside visit
    Rua da Bainharia
  • 7
    Outside visit
    Praça do Infante D. Henrique
  • 8
    Outside visit
    Bag Palace
  • 9
    Outside visit
    MUSEU DA CIDADE—Casa do Infante
  • 10
    Outside visit

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

Tour opinions

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CHRYSA 28 Nov 2023

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Travelled in group - Nov 2023
He came late & he insisted on canseling the walk .
Laura 20 Nov 2023
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Travelled in group - Nov 2023
Nuno P was a Great Guide here in Porto. He knows the area and its history very well. He pointed out things that we would have never seen or considered without his tour. It was very thought provoking as we discussed things ranging from ancient history to current events which have shaped this city. We were a small group and easily moved throughout the city. We would highly recommend his tour. Five stars!
Tushar 19 Nov 2023

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Travelled alone - Nov 2023
Nuno has a lot of knowledge to share and have a skill to make it the tour fun and enjoyable. Highly recommend this tour.
Judith 06 Nov 2023

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Travelled alone - Nov 2023
I had a great time with Nuno. The tour was informative and fun. Nuno also gave me some great tips and recommendations. I highly recommend booking with Nuno. Must have a sense of humor and not be easily offended. Thank you Nuno!!!
Kimberly 31 Oct 2023

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Travelled in couple - Oct 2023
Nuno was very kind and funny. His knowledge of the history and present day issue of the city is very impressive. He’s very conscious of people’s need’s during the tour We saw parts of the city that we never would have stopped to admire and now we understand so much more of the cultural significance and heritage of Porto. The tour was a great history lesson and a fun adventure at the same time. Thank you Nuno
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Who is this tour for?

Non suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Accepts reservations up to 15 people.
Not suitable for pets.

What should you know?

Minimum of attendees
There is no minimum number of people required for the tour.
Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
Payment methods
Only cash payment is accepted.
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