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Porto in 90 minutes. Funny, informative and DOWNHILL
My goal here is to gather the best tourists in Porto in unique and astonishing walking down the hill tours. In order for me to have a great time at work, and probably the best job in the whole world and surrounding areas, only the best of the open-minded and funiest of the tourists may join my walking tours. 🤭😄🤣😂 I am Nuno, 39 years young, born and raised in Porto, a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄♂️. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan.
WARNING: 🔞 ☢️ ☣️
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This tour is about Porto's identity, its people, its food and its business card, Port Wine. And how Porto and its people are embracing this rebirth. With no filters, I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly! 🤠
And also about you!!! Your happiness is my happiness! Help me help you! 😉
• 90min tour
• limited to 15 people per tour
• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)
• not tediously detailed
• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)
• an amazing guide (me) ☺️
• only recommend for English native speakers and advanced speakers with a great knowledge of the English speaking culture
• not eligible for minors(under 18), and people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor
• easily fully booked (in the near future)🤭
So come on, guys, let's explore Porto together. I can't wait to meet you! 😉
WALKERS DESCRIPTION IS ADVICED
Freedom of speech is allowed in Portugal! He he,🍾🍾 but I was advised not to make jokes about: politics, religions, ethnicity, sex gender(including blondes), countries, gays, aliens, public or ocult figures, food preferences, and on, and on... Basically, I will be making jokes about me, myself and I, and all the themes that we all agree on.🤫
What will we visit on this tour?
Meeting point:Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova d...Jardim do Morro, 4430-999 Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal
I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a GuruWalk red or white t-shirt or polo
1Outside visitMorro Garden
2Outside visitBridge of D. Luis
3Outside visitPorto Cathedral
4Outside visitEpiscopal Palace of Porto
5Outside visitIgreja dos Grilos
6Outside visitRua da Bainharia
7Outside visitPraça do Infante D. Henrique
8Outside visitBag Palace
9Outside visitMUSEU DA CIDADE—Casa do Infante
How much does this tour cost?
Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).