Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

Duration: 2h and 30min
Languages: English
Registered on January 05, 2021

Can You Handle It? Tour's (CYHIT) goal is to provide history, entertainment and spread the love for our cities, all in one dose! We’d like to share a walk and a few captivating stories with all those who can handle our quirky style and humor. We have been sharing laughs and knowledge since 2010 in Belgium, Germany, U.K. and Netherlands.

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  • No minimum number of attendees
    No minimum number of attendees is required for the tour
  • Free booking and cancellation
    Free payment tour, no set price, booking and cancellation are free

Tour description

This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct BS. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!!!  *18 and older*

Some stops included in the tour:

  • Amsterdam Centraal station
  • Café Karpershoek
  • Nieuwezijds kolk
  • Dam Square
  • Amsterdam Museum
  • Begijnhof
  • Bloemenmarkt
  • Staalmeestersbrug
  • Rembrandthuis
  • Nieuwemarkt 

Please, if you cannot make it to the tour ( yes, we understand that hangover in Amsterdam can be pretty strong), please let us know in time, so you might free a spot for another rude bastard. Thanks :)

Please arrive 5-10 minutes before the tour time. We prefer to start on time :-). We also need a minimum of 3 people in order to go through with the tour, so in case there are not enough people booked in, we are going to inform you 3 hours before the tour. This happens only sometimes if there are cancellations.

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What will we visit on this tour?

  • Meeting point:
    Stationsplein 10, 1012 AB Amsterdam, ...
    Stationsplein 10, 1012 AB Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    Once you get to Amsterdam central station you might feel a bit lost, as it is a huge badass building. But don't worry, find a main entrance and opposite the main entrance you will see a little white building( GVB building)- Cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. Cross the tram rails and once you come closer to the building, you will see one of our guides with the tiny yellow flag, you cannot miss. Btw, it is not even two minutes walk from the main entrance, so if you walk longer, you are probably going in the wrong direction. In case you are lost, contact us :)

  • 1
    Outside visit
    Amsterdam Central Station
  • 2
    Outside visit
    Nieuwezijds Kolk
  • 3
    Outside visit
    Dam Square
  • 4
    Outside visit
  • 5
    Outside visit
    Rembrandt House Museum
  • 6
    Outside visit

How much does this tour cost?

Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end of the tour the amount that he or she considers appropriate (these usually range from €10 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).

Tour opinions

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Gen French 23 Jun 2024

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Travelled in couple - Jun 2024
Maja was hilarious and really engaging! Her tour went by super quickly, and she kept us captivated throughout. Also, I loved the rude element - made us laugh a lot!
STEVEN 18 Jun 2024

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Travelled alone - Jun 2024
Andy was a very good guide. Lots of information and fun too. Thank you
David 08 Jun 2024

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Travelled in couple - May 2024
Definitely a fun and informative tour. We didn’t mind the occasionally coarse language (it IS called rude bastards!) and our guide was excellent.
Linda 06 May 2024

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Travelled alone - May 2024
Excellent guide. She has done her research and was super informal out the history, places, etc. Highly - and l mean highly - recommend!!
Heather 05 May 2024

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Travelled in group - May 2024
Amazing tour, so entertaining and interesting. Maja was a great guide, saw a lot of places around the city and a lot of handy information about Amsterdam.
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Who is this tour for?

Suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Does not accept large group reservations.
Suitable for carrying pets.

What should you know?

Minimum of attendees
There is no minimum number of people required for the tour.
Additional costs:
The tour does not require the payment of entrance fees or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you will not be able to attend the tour, please cancel your booking, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
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