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Misguided Tour #1 - dazed and confused in Piccadilly
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Guru: Fletch
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Registered on 1 August 2023
Brutalist poet, with experimental filmmaking pretensions, seeks open-minded walkers to share in his vision of London.
'Wants locking up' (second wife).
'Never heard of him' (Farming Today magazine).
'Caught him going down the bins!' (her at number 9).
Free reservation and cancellation
Pay-what-you-want tour, no set price, reservation and cancellation are free
Tour description
It's not tourism - it's COUNTER-TOURISM. We swim against the current.
Come with us and experience the chaos of our radical reality.
We turn our back on the Ritz Hotel and discuss the traffic light sequence. Recite Brutalist poetry to passersby, send unwanted postcards, and become street statues.
Have fun.
Find love.
Lie awake at night and wonder what the hell that was all about.
Expect nothing short of an epiphany.
Highlights
What will we see on this tour?
Meeting point:
London, UK
I will be outside the Ritz Hotel on Piccadilly.
I will be wearing a food delivery outfit (Deliveroo or Just Eat).
I will be ready to receive you with open arms.
1
Outside visit
Bond Street
Study the grass border. The colour and texture. Use a compass to try and detect True North.
2
Outside visit
Saville Row, London
Read a Brutalist poem to random passers-by.
Send an unwanted postcard.
3
Outside visit
New Bond Street
Look in a grid for things of interest dropped by accident. Plant Buddleja seeds in the wall cracks.
How much does this tour cost?
Free tours do not have a set price, instead, each person gives the guru at the end the amount they consider appropriate (amounts usually range from €15 to $50 depending on satisfaction with the tour).
Who is this tour for?
Accessibility
Not suitable for people with reduced mobility.
Groups
Accepts bookings of up to 12 people.
Pets
Suitable for bringing pets.
What should I know?
Minimum attendees
Requires a minimum of 5 people to conduct the tour.
Additional costs
The tour does not require payment for entries or additional expenses.
Free cancellation
If you cannot attend the tour, please cancel the reservation, otherwise the guide will be waiting for you.
Payment methods
Electronic or card payment accepted.
Misguided Tour #1 - dazed and confused in Piccadilly
